You know that contest I was in where I pestered you all for votes? The most recent one. Not all the other ones. Well, this time I won! It wasn’t all for naught. I’m officially the 10th funniest blogger in the world! I’m number 10! I’m number 10! And nobody can take that away form me.
I’d like to point out this was a contest for the top hilariously funny bloggers in the world, which I think makes you funnier than all the other bloggers designated as just funny. I mean anyone can be a funny blogger. But it takes a little something special to be a hilariously funny blogger.
I will now and forever more refer to myself as a Top 10 Hilariously Funny Blogger. It’s going on my cards. And, I expect you all to do the same. If you email me you can address it as follows:
Dear Top 10 Hilariously Funny Blogger, One Funny Motha,
I think you are so funny. Whatever you do, do not stop writing. I can’t live without reading your blog everyday.
I added a little sample of what you may want to say to me in your letter. Of course, anything you think of along those lines would be perfectly acceptable, too.
I’m not requiring anyone to bow down to me when they address me or anything because it’s not like I’m letting the award go to my head, but if you get overwhelmed by emotion and want to bow, by all means, go right ahead. I don’t want to tell you what to do.
Voice Boks announced the winners today in their post, Top 10 Hilariously Funny Bloggers to Look Out for in 2014 so check out the other funny peeps. Watch out 2014! Here we come.
Finally, I’d like to give a big fat thank you to everyone who voted for me in the contest. And if you didn’t, who needs you anyway? (Just kidding. Please continue to read my blog.) But like I said, I always knew I was funny. It’s about time everybody else figured it out. I might even say, What the hell took them so long?