Vaginal weightlifting: Just Say No. By @OneFunnyMotha

Just Say No to Vaginal Weightlifting

I tried to ignore this when I first saw it come across my Facebook feed, but it seems I am unable. I need to weigh-in on the subject of vaginal weightlifting. As with so, so many other things brought to us by the internet to which we need to just say no like naked yoga … Continue reading Just Say No to Vaginal Weightlifting

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Holiday Gifts for People Who Have Everything

I recently came across a Hammacher Schlemmer catalog. (Good name by the way, rolls right off the tongue.) I'd heard of this catalog before, but I'd never set eyes on one because obviously I do not yet have everything in the universe available for purchase. This catalog is specifically designed for people who already have … Continue reading Holiday Gifts for People Who Have Everything

Have You Ever Wanted to Join a Dating Site With Your Partner?

How do you know for certain you're with your soul mate unless a computer algorithm tells you so? You don't. Even if you've been married for nearly two decades. That's why it's long been a dream of mine to join a dating site with my partner, and I finally got to live my dream this month when … Continue reading Have You Ever Wanted to Join a Dating Site With Your Partner?

Target and the Truth About OCD

By now you've all heard about the controversy that is the Target Christmas Sweater debacle of 2015. People have been up in arms about the offensive sweater that ostensibly makes light of a serious mental illness, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or OCD. And, it is a serious illness. I would know. I have it. I've had … Continue reading Target and the Truth About OCD

I’m Bringing Mom Jeans Back but Not Your Mom’s Mom Jeans

Well, at least I'm bringing my Mom Jeans essay, Crack is Whack, or An Ode to Mom Jeans, back to Club Mid today. Because this is an important issue, people. It's a basic human right, and I will not stop in my crusade for fitting jeans until every woman in America has jeans she can safely and comfortably wear without fear … Continue reading I’m Bringing Mom Jeans Back but Not Your Mom’s Mom Jeans

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More Funny Search Terms and The Big Reveal

Notice anything different? This is my Big Reveal. I've been new and improved by Jen Kehl of Beyond Blog Design. I know the changes aren't drastic. They're subtle, which is not the way of the internets, but I like to do things the hard way. And subtle suits me. I'm not really that flashy. I've always gone against the stream, … Continue reading More Funny Search Terms and The Big Reveal

Best Parenting Advice Evah

Hi, all. Just a quick note to keep you apprised of what I've been up to. I know you've been dying to know. I also wanted to inform you of the winner of the fantastic Amazon gift card and book giveaway from last week. The lucky winner is Jena-Lea Wright. Sorry to the rest of you, but … Continue reading Best Parenting Advice Evah

Ladies, Never Let Your Man go to Costco Unsupervised

I've been there, and take it from me, just don't do it. I know you want to. I know you think it'll be perfectly fine. But there are consequences to your actions - life-time, bulk-size consequences. I speak from experience, and I'm only trying to save you heartache and pantry space. Over the weekend I enumerated … Continue reading Ladies, Never Let Your Man go to Costco Unsupervised

The 4th of July, Fireworks and Fearing for My Life

This is my 4th of July post from last year. And the year before. And it will be my 4th of July post forever because every 4th of July is exactly the same. Every 4th of July I fear for my life. The holiday week kicked off nicely enough with a little father-son bonding time. My husband … Continue reading The 4th of July, Fireworks and Fearing for My Life

The Bachelor & Vanderpump Rules: Perfect Together

Monday night was quite possibly the greatest night of television viewing in my entire career. Alone in a quiet house as my husband was out driving the kids somewhere (I don't know - I try not to to get too involved), I found myself in a rare moment of peace and solitude. With dinner over and the lights dimmed, I wandered … Continue reading The Bachelor & Vanderpump Rules: Perfect Together