What Every Mother Really Wants for Mother’s Day

To be childless. It’s that simple really. If she’s been with the kids 24/7 for the past 2,190 days, give her a day off. Allow her one day of peace and quiet. She deserves it, and really it's not all that much to ask. Don’t bother with the flowers or the perfume or the heart-shaped … Continue reading What Every Mother Really Wants for Mother’s Day

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May Your Mother’s Day Be Filled With Love & Liquor

Today in honor of Mother's Day I'm reposting a post I already posted. It's my Mother's Day gift to myself. So if you've read it before, sorry, but it's still funny. And if you haven't read it, it's new to you. Today I thought I'd bring you a special Mother's Day edition of Tweetpeat Tuesday. … Continue reading May Your Mother’s Day Be Filled With Love & Liquor

A Special Mother’s Day Edition of Tweetpeat Tuesday

Today I thought I'd bring you a special Mother's Day edition of Tweetpeat Tuesday. It all started when I tweeted this tweet last week. It really seemed to speak to people. It's a dumb question. Obviously, I'm going to need a flask. Too bad I don't own one. I would have filled it with something … Continue reading A Special Mother’s Day Edition of Tweetpeat Tuesday