What Every Mother Really Wants for Mother’s Day

To be childless. It’s that simple really. If she’s been with the kids 24/7 for the past 2,190 days, give her a day off. Allow her one day of peace and quiet. She deserves it, and really it's not all that much to ask. Don’t bother with the flowers or the perfume or the heart-shaped … Continue reading What Every Mother Really Wants for Mother’s Day

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Listen to Your Mother

Maybe that should say listen to your Motha. Because I'm going to be part of the 2017 North Jersey production of the Listen to Your Mother show to take place this weekend. I'm super excited about being included in this production created in tribute to motherhood (because if anything deserves a tribute, it's motherhood), and I'm … Continue reading Listen to Your Mother

May Your Mother’s Day Be Filled With Love & Liquor

Today in honor of Mother's Day I'm reposting a post I already posted. It's my Mother's Day gift to myself. So if you've read it before, sorry, but it's still funny. And if you haven't read it, it's new to you. Today I thought I'd bring you a special Mother's Day edition of Tweetpeat Tuesday. … Continue reading May Your Mother’s Day Be Filled With Love & Liquor

Funny parenting tweets: Mother's Day Edition

My Mother’s Day in Tweets

From now on I think the only way I am going to communicate is through tweets. They're fast, efficient and effective. If you can't express what you want to say in 140 characters or less, I don't want to hear it. My husband and I have already contained all our communications to email. It works … Continue reading My Mother’s Day in Tweets

Mother’s Day Week Cont.

Photo credit I just wanted to leave you with one final Mother's Day post to round out Mother's Day week unless I decide to write another post although that's not very likely because I'm a mother, which means I'm incredibly sedulous and pretty darn tired. Anyway, since we've been celebrating you and me all week over … Continue reading Mother’s Day Week Cont.

Word to Your Motha: Sedulous

Photo credit Story of my life. Today I wanted to do a very special Mother's Day edition of Word to Your Motha Wednesday to go along with Mother's Day Week, which is kind of like Shark Week only without the sharks, which I launched yesterday with tips from twitter on how to make your special … Continue reading Word to Your Motha: Sedulous

A Special Mother’s Day Edition of Tweetpeat Tuesday

Today I thought I'd bring you a special Mother's Day edition of Tweetpeat Tuesday. It all started when I tweeted this tweet last week. It really seemed to speak to people. It's a dumb question. Obviously, I'm going to need a flask. Too bad I don't own one. I would have filled it with something … Continue reading A Special Mother’s Day Edition of Tweetpeat Tuesday